Housework Sucks Vampire T-Shirt — Funny Gothic Tee
This cotton tee speaks to anyone who’d rather be dramatic than do dishes. A bold gothic graphic—featuring a snarling vampire in a tattered cape, bats in flight, and the cheeky slogan “HOUSEWORK SUCKS”—lands cleanly on a sturdy shirt. The fit is relaxed, the collar holds its shape, and the smooth fabric takes prints brilliantly, so the dark reds and inky blacks stay vivid wash after wash. Wear it on chore-day rebellions, late-night streaming marathons, or when you want to lean into playful, spooky energy at a casual hangout. It feels lived-in without being flimsy, and the tear-away label keeps it comfortable against your skin.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, comfy wear
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed collar that retains its shape
- Seamless tubular knit body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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